A novitiate Alchemist gives a wedding speech reflecting on the wonder of joy and the predicament of love…


Beyond conception and perception, this speech ultimately becomes a blending of Gloria Gaynor (I Am What I Am) meets God (I Am That I Am) and she was almost right in that she was what she was (whatever that ‘what’ might have been!).
Two things cannot alter, since Time was, not today.
The flowing of water, and Love’s strange, sweet way.
(Japanese saying)

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